i will never coherently bang her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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