We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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