I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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