Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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