I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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