It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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