I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just had sex on a roof
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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