Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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