Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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