If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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