woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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