Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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