with your own penis?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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