you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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