im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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