Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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