Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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