She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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