at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
