we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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