How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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