I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
