Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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