And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize