that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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