that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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