not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
