whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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