The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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