it hurts more in the daytime
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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