dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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