He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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