Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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