i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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