I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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