white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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