remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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