Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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