Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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