No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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