I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize
