How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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