I wanna bring you to show and tell
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Randomize
