doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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