A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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