GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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