it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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