There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can u get pink eye on your cock?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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