So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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