with your own penis?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Randomize
