All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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