Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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