we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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