Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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